Someone just told me that I have a “Lenny Kravitz vibe.” I could have proposed to her…except, you know, marriage would be my own personal hell. And she’s a she…
"Duffy - Well, Well, Well"
Is this what life is like in Wales?
I think I might be a werevamp. I turn into a vicious, misandrist, sex-crazed fiend at night. And that’s BEFORE I start drinking…
Email from someone who wasn’t told that I’ve given up my job as an assassin.
Men, as we socialize them, are only good for one thing…
I think that people who don’t clean up after their dogs should be put in the stocks so the townspeople can throw rotten eggs and vegetables at them. Though I suppose we don’t have stocks these days…or townspeople like they used to make ‘em, for that matter. Nowadays it’s hard to get your neighbors to join your mob, take up torch and pitchfork, and go hunt marauding werewolves or cannibalistic forest witches or whatever.
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I think this might have been my favorite shot of the day, though. Too bad the sun wasn’t out for this one.